15 Most Funny Dialogues from Andaz Apna Apna Movie

15 Most Funny Dialogues from Andaz Apna Apna Movie

Andaz Apna Apna was released two decades back, but the movie still gives us same amount of Joy and Laughter ride now. Very few movies in Indian Cinemas can match Andaz Apna Apna’s level of Comedy and the momentum, it maintained throughout the movie.

Andaz Apna Apna was unique not only because of its characters, but also for one disguised feature, It didn’t had even a single moment of dullness, sadness or tragedy like most other movies has. Even, the Villains of this Movie Crime Master Gogo, Teja, Robert & Bhalla were lovable characters.

Andaz Apna Apna is so tempting that you can’t miss it, if its playing on TV (I have watched it more than 100 times). Wish we can get Andaz Apna Apna – 2 soon.

Here are few of the Moments and Dialogues from Andaz Apna Apna, which made us Laugh like Mad :)

1.  Main toh kehta hun aap purush hi nahi hain, mahapurush hain mahapurush!

Main toh kehta hun aap purush hi nahi hain, mahapurush hain mahapurush!

2. Sir lakh lakh ke pachas cheque hoyenge.

Sir lakh lakh ke pachas cheque hoyenge

3. Chit tu haara…pat main jeeta…

Chit tu haara…pat main jeeta

4. Teja main hoon, mark idhar hai!

Teja main hoon, mark idhar hai!

5. Abe ye firauti ka paisa hai.. ya maiyat ka chanda..

Abe ye firauti ka paisa hai.. ya maiyat ka chand

6. Galti se mistake ho gaya.

Galti se mistake ho gaya

7. Mera boss? Kaun hai mera boss? Mera boss kaun hai?

Mera boss Kaun hai mera boss Mera boss kaun hai

8. Main betiyon ko chudiya pehana raha hu..a aap maao ko chudiya pehana rahe hai..

Main betiyon ko chudiya pehana raha hu..a aap maao ko chudiya pehana rahe hai

9. Teja Main hu, kyuki  mera naam bhi Teja hai.

Teja Main hu, kyuki  mera naam bhi Teja hai.

10. Bread ka badshah or omelette ka raja – Bajaj! Hamara Bajaj..

Bread ka badshah or omelette ka raja – Bajaj! Hamara Bajaj

11. Main aapko bhi Hero banaunga..Uncle

Main aapko bhi Hero banaunga..Uncle

12. Do dost ek hi pyale mein chai peeyenge, isse dosti badhti hai.

Do dost ek hi pyale mein chai peeyenge, isse dosti badhti hai

13. Arey. Udhar idhar kya dekhte hain. Idhar udhar dekhiye.. Idhar udhar..

Arey. Udhar idhar kya dekhte hain. Idhar udhar dekhiye.. Idhar udhar..

14. Kud kud ke chalega, kud kud ke chalega.

Kud kud ke chalega, kud kud ke chalega

15. Yeh kaise aadmi tune paal rakhe hai Teja … saale dus dus hazaar ka suit pehente hai aur akal dus paise ki bhi nahi hai

Yeh kaise aadmi tune paal rakhe hai Teja … saale dus dus hazaar ka suit pehente hai aur akal dus paise ki bhi nahi hai

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